It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
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hi guys! this is a comic i made for a final in my comics in literature class. we had to do a research paper on a topic we’d discussed in class and then accompany it with a comic with a relevant subject. my paper was about hyper-sexualization of women in comic books, but i decided to broaden it out here as well as personalize it and make myself the subject and discuss something i’ve been subjected to in the convention circuit and on the internet as well as thousands of other women, as well as give a cue to thought about how the comic book industry as well as the video game industry and even just media in general (all of which are male dominated) push such ridiculous pressures onto girls and women.
also, it feels kind of silly to have to add this since i hope it’s obvious, but i am very aware that there are men that don’t subscribe to this attitude, and am incredibly grateful that these issues are brought to light to people other than the ones that are subjected to it.
anyway haha i have literally been staring at this for 9 hours i don’t even know which direction is up anymore. thanks for reading!!!
I don’t have any words. This comic said them all.
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That’s a hell of a lesson to learn at 11 years old
harsh much
So did the prince just completely skip puberty or……….
His puberty was being the beast.
Every boy’s puberty is being the beast.
why am I inspired to write a story?
do it
also what kind of enchantress transfigures a fucking 11 year old boy
I guess it was either turn him into a beast or beat him senseless with a wand.
But still why would an 11 year old, prince or no prince willingly let some old stranger woman who he don’t know in his castle on a stormy night? I would of told her to bounce too and call Chris Hansen
A lot of these fairy tales are about little kids wasn’t the non disney Snow White like 7 or something when the mirror said she was the whitest in the land.
Not to mention where were his parents. He’s called a Prince not a king so…Also that fairy lady must not have understood stranger danger
I’ve been pointing out this for years. I guess the servants raised him, they seem to have done a poor job of it.
Since people often ask “Alright, well this is fantasy! Why can’t we have boob shapes in plate armor?!” I decided to make a post about it. My frustration has nothing to do with historical inaccuracy and I’m all for imagination and freedom— but I’d like to (very quickly) illustrate this for you:
Not only is boob-armour ugly, it is highly impractical.
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
FERNACULAR
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsterscan anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
Everything about this is perfect.
This makes me strangely happy
It’s… so perfect. *sniff*
Looks like this essay was needed, so I went ahead and did it. Not sure I said everything I wanted to say, but I tried.
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects…
So, the term Mary Sue seems to be the literary equal of calling a girl a slut/skank/whatevs in real life. Thoughful.
No one hates his life more than Robert Pattinson does. :D
Poor thing. :(
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Awww, indeed. <3
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There’s no time for romance, we have shit to avenge.
Scarlett Johansson,
on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.

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magical-truthsaying-bastard submitted:I know this is Escher Girls, but I want to share that Gambit’s getting in on the action. Not as dramatically, but that’s both breasts and butt cheeks.
I have this odd sense of pride.
That’s a typo. The word bubble should say “I’m WORKIN’ it.”
I read it as “workin’ it” the first time.